Time Travel Tickets for Sale on Ebay

Company is Now Selling Time Travel Tickets On Popular Auction Website

Apparently, a company called "Gruber Industries" is selling
Time Travel tickets on ebay. Yes you heard me right, TIME TRAVEL TICKETS. Is this a scam? Probably. But what's strange is that the seller has sold over 11,000 items (according to their feedback score) and has a 98% customer satisfaction rating)....very strange....

So is this time travel deal for real? We'll let you decide. Click the link below to take a look at the auction and let us know what you think.
Scam or Real Deal?
Asking Price: $19.99

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Airline Employee Flies in Cargo Hold By Accident

Employee Fell Asleep On Plane, Woke Up After Takeoff

An employee for JetBlue airlines flew from New York to Boston in a baggage hold! The 21 year-old man fell asleep while loading baggage on to the plane in the cargo section, and woke up once the jet had already departed New York. He called officials for JetBlue as soon as he realized he wasn't on the ground anymore. The man was able to return to New York after he wasn't deemed a threat by airline officials. Somebody should really introduce this guy to coffee or nodoze.
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Teens Use Corpse Head As Bong

Texas Teens Smoked Marijuana Out of Skull

This is definately the sickest story we've come across here at Wutha! You're not going to believe this one. Three teenagers in Houston, Texas admit to authorities that they used a human head as a bong to smoke marijuana. The teens visited a graveyard and dug up the body of Willie Simms, an 11 year-old boy who died in 1921. It's not clear wether the teens decapitated the head themselves or if they found it like that, but they have all confessed to smoking marijuana out of the boy's head. The story became clear to police after they questioned one of the teens regarding some burglaries in the area, and the teen confessed to police about the head. They didn't believe the story initially, but after the other teens confessed as well, it was obvious that the story was true. Police verified that the body had been dug up, and are still searching for the head. Wutha!!
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Auction Charity for Dentures

Seller Asks for Denture Charity

The listing on ebay reads "In Need of Dentures - Need to Get Dentures for Health Reasons". The person who made the listing, has some rotten teeth apparently, and needs some dentures. I guess he's a little short, because in the listing he states "I have tried to sell what I can to raise the money but I am still $3,700 short". So in exchange for somebody bidding on his "charity", he will send them a cardboard box with "miscellaneous items". I'd be afraid to open the box! Who knows what you might get with a seller like this! Wutha!
Asking Price: $3,800

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Judge OK's Hallucinogens in Church

Oregon Church Can Brew Hallucinogenic Tea

A judge granted permission to a church in Oregon to brew hallucinogenic tea during services. The Church of the Holy Light of the Queen in Ashland, Oregon uses "Daime" tea for sacramental reasons. The church infuses old school Christian beliefs with indigenous beliefs from Brazil, which would explain the odd choice in beverages. The church argued that the tea is a necessary component for their members to have a "direct experience with Jesus". The judges injunction bans the federal government from interfering or penalizing the church for using the tea. The tea is made from the ayahuasca plant and contains small traces of dimethyltryptamine or DMT, which is the chemical that causes the hallucinations.
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Wife Catches Husband Cheating On Google

Man Caught When Wife Uses Google Street View

A woman in London had a feeling that her husband was cheating on her, but couldn't prove it. She also had an idea of who the woman was that her husband might be cheating with. So using Street View, a service introduced by Google which allows people to see addresses in photo form, the woman searched for the address of her husband's mistress. Sure enough, in the photo's on Google Street View, she was able to identify her husband's vehicle, parked right outside the woman's home. The vehicle had very distinct rims on it, which proved that it was indeed her husband's vehicle. Believe it or not, the story has been proven as true!
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Virgin Mary Pretzel For Sale

"Miracle" Pretzel Up for Auction

Well they've done it again! Another "miracle" snack has graced ebay recently. The virgin mary pretzel is back! Although this one differs greatly from the last one sold on ebay, it still bears the remarkable likeness of the virgin mary holding baby jesus. The last time someone listed a virgin mary pretzel on ebay a few years ago, it sold for over $2 million! The auction is currently at only $67 with 8 bidders, but let's see just how high this one goes. I have a feeling it's not even close to finished yet. With this being the third "miracle" on ebay of this type, I'm beginning to think maybe someone has a "virgin mary" machine at home to create miracles on demand. I could be wrong though...
Current Bid: $67.00

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Barstool Driver Arrested

Man on Motorized Barstool Gets DUI

A man in Ohio was recently arrested for drunken driving. The thing is, he wasn't driving a car! Police in Newark, Ohio responded to a call about a crash involving injuries, expecting to find a few
cars involved. When they arrived on the scene, they found a 28 year-old man named Kile Wygle, who had wrecked his "motorized bar stool". The man had constructed the vehicle using a common bar stool, attached to a lawn mower base. He confessed to police that he had 15 beers, so they charged him with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. He's plead not guilty. The man told police that his bar stool lawnmower can reach speeds of up to 38 miles per hour.
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Man Swallows Scissors

Chinese Man Accidentally Eats Scissors

A 27 year-old man in China accidentally swallowed a pair of scissors, but surgeons were able to successfully remove the scissors from the man's throat. The man was using the scissors as toothpicks, scraping food from his teeth after a meal. But when a friend told a joke, the man laughed and somehow managed to swallow the scissors accidentally, which became lodged in his throat, with the tips pointed upwards. The scissors began to cut into the man's throat from the inside, as he entered the hospital sweating, pale, and very nervous, with blood mixed in with his saliva. Surgeons were able to remove the scissors after about 30 minutes.
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Man Sells Kidney Stones on Ebay

"Robin Williams" Auctions His Kidney Stones

With a starting bid of .99 cents (and a shipping price of $20.00), a man from Canada has listed his kidney stones for sale, in a jar. He states that the kidney stones were "birthed" 6 weeks ago, and he's selling them to offset his medical bills. Yeah I know! Disgusting right!? Well here's the real kicker, the man's name is "Robin Williams" so the title for the ebay listing reads "Genuine Kidney Stones from Robin Williams". The seller makes it clear in the listing that he is not the movie star, he is Robin Williams from Alberta, Canada. Well I don't know about you, but even if it was the movie star I still wouldn't want such a thing! Kidney Stones!? Are you kidding me? Wutha!
Asking Price: $85000.00

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Siamese Twin Crocodiles Born in Thailand

Crocodiles in Thailand Joined at the Belly

A pair of crocodiles at a crocodile farm near Bangkok, Thailand were born conjoined to each other at the belly. Chang and Eng, named after the 2 most famous Siamese Twins of all time, share the lower part of their body together, with one tail, but four legs. They both have their own head. The Samut Prakarn zoo, where they were born, is the largest crocodile farm on earth with over 60,000 crocodiles on the premises. I'd hate to be a fish in the water with these two around. Double Trouble!
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The $85,000 Toilet Paper Roll

Man Sells Roll of Used Toilet Paper

Now you know the economy is bad when you start seeing people trying to sell their used toilet paper rolls. That's exactly what one seller on ebay from Georgia is trying to do, for a whopping $85,000! The title says "One Slightly Used Roll Of Nice White Soft Toilet Paper". The headline for the listing reads "Yep, I am selling what's left of a roll of toilet paper. Based on daily useage, won't be much left by auction end." I doubt this guy's going to have much luck selling it, but who knows, let's keep an eye on this listing. There may just be a billionaire out there, stuck in a bathroom with no toilet paper, with a laptop and a paypal account.
Asking Price: $85000.00

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School Accused of Cage Fights

Dallas School in Hot Water Over Accusations

Ok what you are about to read sounds like something out of a Gladiator movie! A high school in Dallas, Texas has received allegations that students were placed into a steel cage to fight each other, under the supervision of school staff. The former Principal at South Oak Cliff High School has been accused by several students and parents of having organized staged fights between students who had disputes, by telling his security staff to "put them in the cage and let them settle it". The school's Superintendent has been quoted as saying "there were some things that happened inside of a cage". There is an investigation under way, but no criminal charges have been filed and there are no reports of any students requiring medical attention. The story came to light during another investigation, in which school employees were suspected of changing grades for students so they could continue to play sports for the school. Woah! I thought my High School was bad!
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World's Deadliest Spider Found in Grocery Store

Brazilian Wandering Spider Discovered in Produce Section

The deadliest spider known to man was found in the produce section at a grocery store in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The Brazilian Wandering Spider was found with bananas in a Whole Foods Store by an employee who captured the spider in a container. The bananas came from a supplier in Honduras. The Brazilian Wandering Spider kills more humans each year than any other spider. The spider was given to the director of the Animal Facilities at the University of Tulsa. 1 bite from one of these things can kill a person in as little as 25 minutes! Produce is checked by grocery stores before they sell it to customers for this very reason. Spiders are often found, but this type is uncommon in USA. Wow, I'm glad I don't have that job! Creepy!
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Seller Auctions Battle Of The Sexes

Canadian Makes Money From Gender Wars

An ebay seller from Canada is auctioning a battle. Yes, you heard me correctly. In the listing, the seller challenges people to bid, to see which gender, male or female, bids more. An excerpt from the listing reads "Who is more generous??? Male or Female???
Its a competition against the sexes!!", and it continues later with "Calling all Males and Females to battle it out in this auction! Let the bidding war begin!". This isn't the first time the seller has held this type of auction either. There's a scorecard on the listing, keeping score from previous auctions of who won then, male or female, and for how much. The scorecard displays females as winning 4 auctions, with a total of $412 in bids, and males winning 2 auctions, with a total of $140. Basically, this person's profiting off competitiveness! Now why didn't I think of that!?
Starting Bid: $59.00

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6 Year Old Has Higher I.Q. Than Einstein

Ohio Boy Smarter Than Genius

Pranav Veera, a 6 year old boy living in Loveland, Ohio has been tested as having an I.Q. of 176, a feat only 1 in a million people accomplish.
That ranks him about 16 points higher than Albert Einstein. Pranav can say the alphabet backwards, name every U.S. President in order from which they served, and if you name any date from 2000 to present day, he can tell you within seconds the exact day of the week that date was. He also has photographic memory. He's not even in middle school yet! I feel sorry for the teachers he will encounter in his life. There's nothing worse than having a student who is smarter than you!
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Flying Car Now Street Legal

Massachusetts Ok's Sky Car

A company named Terrafugia in Woburn, Massachusetts built a flying car model which the state has now made street legal. The car may now operate on roads, and the process to make it air-legal is under way. The vehicle can extend it's wings and lock them in place within 30 seconds, so the transition from road to sky is just as quick. So it makes sense that the creator of the car, Carl Dietrich, appropriately named it The Transition.
The car is expected to be on the market for sale by the end of 2011. A light-sport pilot's license would be needed to fly it, which allows people to fly any plane weighing less than 1,350 pounds. It runs on unleaded fuel and is intended to use local airports to take off and land when flying.
I wonder what Marty Mcfly has to say about all of this!
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Woman Bites Principal

Principal Suspends Boy, Mom Gets Even

A mother in Providence, Rhode Island wasn't too happy to learn that her 11 year-old son was going to be suspended from school. The 30 year-old mom first punched the principal in his face, then bit him on the arm. When the police arrived to arrest her, she didn't let that stop her! She bit one of them too! She has been charged with assault on a school official, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest. The principal decided to suspend her son for 3 days after he refused to go to a room for misbehaving students.
That's some genuine unconditional love right there!
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Teacher Made Student Eat From Trash

Connecticut Boy Forced to Eat From Garbage

A 5 year old student in Bridgeport, Connecticut was forced by a teacher to eat his lunch from the garbage, a police report stated. The student threw his lunch in the trash (Chicken nuggets and a banana) without eating it, at which point the teacher, a sixty seven year old, picked his food out of the trash and made him eat it front of her. Yuck!
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Philippines Robber Busted in Robot Suit

Man Inspired By Cartoon Attempts to Rob Bank

This is definately the funniest headline we've ever come across here at Wutha! A 21 year old man in the Philippines tryed unsuccessfully to rob a bank in a "robot suit". He walked into the Philippines National Bank of Manila and demanded cash, wearing a home-made suit created from plates of metal and car engine parts. After the bank employees realized that he did not have an actual weapon, the room erupted with laughter as the man became embarrassed and ran away. Police quickly caught him (since his suit weighed 300 pounds). He claimed to be inspired by a cartoon popular in the Philippines known as Mobile Suit Gundam.

Florida Man Tattoos Arm For Companies

Arm Up For Sale

A person in Kissimmee, Florida has placed an ebay listing to be a "walking talking advertisement". For $6,000, the man will tattoo the logo of any company on his arm, from elbow to wrist. He says that he will wear the tattoo on his arm for 5 years, which would be stipulated in a contract. I guess he knows a good surgeon to remove it when the time comes or a good tattoo artist to cover it up. Wow, I knew the economy was bad but this is really a sign of the times! Wutha!
Asking Price: $6,000

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Giant Sea Creature Found

Arctic Sea Monster Makes Gators Look Tame

Ok this is kind of creepy, but if you're a regular Wutha reader, I'm sure you're used to it. The prehistoric fossils of a giant sea monster has been found in the arctic. Scientists have named the creature "Predator X" and they have estimated that it's bite was 10 times stronger than any animal presently on earth, and about four times stronger than the bite of a Tyrannosaurus Rex (Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, worse than the mighty T-Rex!) Scientists guestimate that Predator X was strong enough to crush a car, a hummer to be exact. They believe the 50-foot creature lived about 147 million years ago. The force of it's bite was estimated by comparing it to that of an alligator's jaw, since the two are very similar.
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Man Arrested for Impersonating Firefighters

Fake FireFighter Caught Trying to Battle Blaze

This story's just hilarious! What can I say. A man was arrested in Suffern, New York for dressing up like a New York City firefighter and running into a building on fire to fight the flames. The man had an official FDNY uniform on complete with a helmet brandishing his name! HaHaHa! WUTHA!!!!
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Man Robs Bank Using Drive-Thru

Robber Makes Getaway After Daring Heist

Ok this is kind of funny if you imagine what it must have looked like, but probably terrifying for the bank clerk. A man in the town of Pharr, Texas robbed a bank using the drive-thru lane. He drove through the lane at Lone Star National Bank and demanded an unknown amount of cash from the teller. The teller gave him the money and he drove off. But get this, he didn't even have a weapon! Police are still investigating.
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Soul For Sale

Seller Auctions Contract for Soul

The listing title reads "One Human Soul". A person who is apparently out of work or down on their luck financially, has attempted to sell their soul to anyone who's willing to buy it. The winning bidder will receive a "contract" which gives them virtual ownership of the seller's soul. So is this for real or just a worthless piece of paper? Hmmmm.
Starting Bid: $3,000

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Postcard Delivered 47 Years Later

Postcard Took 47 years to Reach Destination

I worked for the USPS myself, so I can say from experience that letters sometimes get lost, but what about the ones which are lost 47 years and then reappear again at their destination? This is exactly what happened to a postcard sent from Helena, Montana to Hudson, Ohio. The original sender had sent it in 1962 to a person who rented a p.o. box. The person who the postcard was originally intended for passed away in 1988, and the new renter of the p.o. box found it recently when they checked their daily mail. The sender of the postcard died as well, in 1998. A USPS spokesperson said that the postcard was probably lost behind a mail chute, then found and placed back into a stream of mail to be delivered, either that or it was stuck in a machine for 47 years.
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Man In India Marries Dog

Marriage Ceremony Held Between Man and Dog

Ok this guy's a real piece of work. A 33 year old man in India has married a dog because he believes he has been cursed for stoning to death 2 other dogs who were mating. The marriage was a traditional hindu ceremony.
15 years ago the man had killed the 2 dogs and hung them from a tree. He states that after that his legs and hands became paralyzed and he had lost hearing in one ear. He visited an astrologer (ahem cough Quack!), who told him that the only way for him to lift the curse would be to marry a dog. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
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Tofu Dish Flavored With Clooney Sweat

Peta Flavors Tofu with George Clooney

Ok stop the show! This is by far the sickest news we've ever featured!
Here's the scoop: A gym in Washington D.C. recently gave a sweaty towel to the animal rights group Peta. Well it just so happens that this sweaty towel was used by George Clooney. But here's the really sick part, Peta plans to wring the towel's sweat out on to a dish of tofu! Ewwwww, what are they thinking!? They haven't announced what they will do with the dish of tofu after the sweat wringing, but I feel sorry for whatever poor sap ends up purchasing it or even worse......eating it.
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Dog Washing Machines Unveiled

Automatic Dog Washes Now Public

Franchises across the nation have been unveiling automatic dog washers, machines which wash dogs automatically. At a franchise in Stuart, Florida a typical dog wash lasts about 10 minutes and costs approximately $10. Many car wash businesses are offering the dog wash machines alongside their regular car washes.
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Peeping Tom Sells Info On Ebay

Man Teaches Customers How To See Women Naked

A seller on ebay has decided to give up some very "valuable" information for a small price, he will show his customers how to see women naked. The listing reads "Here are 5 innovative ways that I used to see girls without clothes. Weather it was in the bathroom, bedroom or out on the street." I wonder if this guy is going to be bailing his customers out of jail after they are arrested for criminal surveillance. Wutha!!!
Sale Price: $1.99

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Children Accidentally Drink Washer Fluid

Day Care Center Mishap

This is just sad, but crazy! 10 children at an Arkansas Day Care ACCIDENTALLY drank windshield wiper fluid when the owner of the establishment confused the wiper fluid for kool aid. She served it to the children and some of them drank about an ounce of it before realizing it tasted funny. The owner of the Day Care surrendered her license, which basically means that she can't run a day care again unless she reapplies.
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Burgler Gets Stuck Inside Store

Robber of Liquor Store Trapped

Every few years, this seems to happen, again and again. Where do these people come from? We've all heard about the guy who got stuck in the vent while trying to rob someone, or stuck in the chimney. Well it's happened again. A would be thief in Atlanta, Georgia moved an air conditioning vent on the roof of a liquor store, in hopes of dropping down into the store and stealing liquor. Only thing is, he forgot to plan a route of escape. He became trapped in the liquor store, unable to climb up to the roof, and unable to leave through the barred windows and doors. The owner of the store apparently found the would-be robber in the store bathroom, playing cards and drinking gin.
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Rodent Earrings Sold on Ebay

Earrings Made from "Rodent" Feet

This is just sick, get a load of this! Some freak, for whatever crazy reason they had, decided to make earrings out of some sort of rodent's feet. This is low even for ebay's standards! It's a mystery of where the feet came from or how they were "extracted" from the animal, but this is definately one of the most disgusting things I've come across on the net.
Sale Price: $10.00

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1,200 Pounds of Marijuana Discovered in Spinach Cans

Massive Amounts of Marijuana Discovered in Cans

Ok get this, $1.5 million worth of Marijuana was found stuffed into cans labeled as spinach in New Mexico. Someone was going to have a good time! The driver, a 50 year old man claimed to be headed for the east coast from California.
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Vampire Skull Found

Medieval Vampire Skull Unearthed in Venice

Scientists recently discovered what appears to be the fossils of a woman from the 16th century who was classified as a vampire. A stone was found in the skeletons mouth, which leads scientists to believe that it was placed there to keep her from biting other people and spreading the plague, which many at the time believed was spread by vampires.
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Man Sells Sanity For 1 Month

Person on Ebay Promises To Stay Insane for 1 Month

A man on ebay tryed to sell his sanity for 25 grand. I know! That's what I was thinking! Wutha!! The ebay listing reads "If you purchase this I guarantee to go totally insane for 1 month!!!It will be shipped in a box and in the form of empty space combined with oxygen."
Asking Price: $25,000

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Genuine Nazi Newspaper Auctioned on Ebay

New York Herald Newspaper With Hitler's Death On Front Cover

That's right, a genuine New York Herald newspaper which was printed in the 1940's reports of Adolph Hitler's death sold in an ebay auction with 14 bidders.
Sale Price: $455.00

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