The $85,000 Toilet Paper Roll

Man Sells Roll of Used Toilet Paper

Now you know the economy is bad when you start seeing people trying to sell their used toilet paper rolls. That's exactly what one seller on ebay from Georgia is trying to do, for a whopping $85,000! The title says "One Slightly Used Roll Of Nice White Soft Toilet Paper". The headline for the listing reads "Yep, I am selling what's left of a roll of toilet paper. Based on daily useage, won't be much left by auction end." I doubt this guy's going to have much luck selling it, but who knows, let's keep an eye on this listing. There may just be a billionaire out there, stuck in a bathroom with no toilet paper, with a laptop and a paypal account.
Asking Price: $85000.00

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Devil Appears In Ultra Sound

Face of Satan Captured in Baby's Ultra Sound Image

Ok this is just creepy! I found this item for sale on ebay. It's a baby's ultra sound image, with what appears to be a demon or satan showing his ugly face on screen. The item is selling for 110.00 but has yet to gain any bidders. Let's watch it and see who is daring enough to take the chance on this item. I'd be worried about the item putting a curse on me or bad luck! Very weird!
Current Price: $110.00

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Virgin Mary Chicken McNugget

Virgin Mary Chicken Nugget On Sale

Ok, this auction is still live as I'm reporting this and the current highest bid is only at $10.22, so who knows what price it's the bidding is going to end at. We've seen the Virgin Mary deformities in food before. Who can forget the Virgin Mary Pretzel on ebay that sold for over 2 million dollars, or the Virgin Mary Toast that raked in $28,000. I'm really interested in seeing how high this one goes. They claim that it's a chicken nugget from mcdonalds (mcnugget), but I have my doubts. I mean, how does anybody know if it's for real or if they just cut the piece of chicken to look like that before breading it. YOU DECIDE!

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