Auction Charity for Dentures

Seller Asks for Denture Charity

The listing on ebay reads "In Need of Dentures - Need to Get Dentures for Health Reasons". The person who made the listing, has some rotten teeth apparently, and needs some dentures. I guess he's a little short, because in the listing he states "I have tried to sell what I can to raise the money but I am still $3,700 short". So in exchange for somebody bidding on his "charity", he will send them a cardboard box with "miscellaneous items". I'd be afraid to open the box! Who knows what you might get with a seller like this! Wutha!
Asking Price: $3,800

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Man Sells Kidney Stones on Ebay

"Robin Williams" Auctions His Kidney Stones

With a starting bid of .99 cents (and a shipping price of $20.00), a man from Canada has listed his kidney stones for sale, in a jar. He states that the kidney stones were "birthed" 6 weeks ago, and he's selling them to offset his medical bills. Yeah I know! Disgusting right!? Well here's the real kicker, the man's name is "Robin Williams" so the title for the ebay listing reads "Genuine Kidney Stones from Robin Williams". The seller makes it clear in the listing that he is not the movie star, he is Robin Williams from Alberta, Canada. Well I don't know about you, but even if it was the movie star I still wouldn't want such a thing! Kidney Stones!? Are you kidding me? Wutha!
Asking Price: $85000.00

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The $85,000 Toilet Paper Roll

Man Sells Roll of Used Toilet Paper

Now you know the economy is bad when you start seeing people trying to sell their used toilet paper rolls. That's exactly what one seller on ebay from Georgia is trying to do, for a whopping $85,000! The title says "One Slightly Used Roll Of Nice White Soft Toilet Paper". The headline for the listing reads "Yep, I am selling what's left of a roll of toilet paper. Based on daily useage, won't be much left by auction end." I doubt this guy's going to have much luck selling it, but who knows, let's keep an eye on this listing. There may just be a billionaire out there, stuck in a bathroom with no toilet paper, with a laptop and a paypal account.
Asking Price: $85000.00

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Soul For Sale

Seller Auctions Contract for Soul

The listing title reads "One Human Soul". A person who is apparently out of work or down on their luck financially, has attempted to sell their soul to anyone who's willing to buy it. The winning bidder will receive a "contract" which gives them virtual ownership of the seller's soul. So is this for real or just a worthless piece of paper? Hmmmm.
Starting Bid: $3,000

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