Airline Employee Flies in Cargo Hold By Accident

Employee Fell Asleep On Plane, Woke Up After Takeoff

An employee for JetBlue airlines flew from New York to Boston in a baggage hold! The 21 year-old man fell asleep while loading baggage on to the plane in the cargo section, and woke up once the jet had already departed New York. He called officials for JetBlue as soon as he realized he wasn't on the ground anymore. The man was able to return to New York after he wasn't deemed a threat by airline officials. Somebody should really introduce this guy to coffee or nodoze.
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Teens Use Corpse Head As Bong

Texas Teens Smoked Marijuana Out of Skull

This is definately the sickest story we've come across here at Wutha! You're not going to believe this one. Three teenagers in Houston, Texas admit to authorities that they used a human head as a bong to smoke marijuana. The teens visited a graveyard and dug up the body of Willie Simms, an 11 year-old boy who died in 1921. It's not clear wether the teens decapitated the head themselves or if they found it like that, but they have all confessed to smoking marijuana out of the boy's head. The story became clear to police after they questioned one of the teens regarding some burglaries in the area, and the teen confessed to police about the head. They didn't believe the story initially, but after the other teens confessed as well, it was obvious that the story was true. Police verified that the body had been dug up, and are still searching for the head. Wutha!!
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Auction Charity for Dentures

Seller Asks for Denture Charity

The listing on ebay reads "In Need of Dentures - Need to Get Dentures for Health Reasons". The person who made the listing, has some rotten teeth apparently, and needs some dentures. I guess he's a little short, because in the listing he states "I have tried to sell what I can to raise the money but I am still $3,700 short". So in exchange for somebody bidding on his "charity", he will send them a cardboard box with "miscellaneous items". I'd be afraid to open the box! Who knows what you might get with a seller like this! Wutha!
Asking Price: $3,800

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Judge OK's Hallucinogens in Church

Oregon Church Can Brew Hallucinogenic Tea

A judge granted permission to a church in Oregon to brew hallucinogenic tea during services. The Church of the Holy Light of the Queen in Ashland, Oregon uses "Daime" tea for sacramental reasons. The church infuses old school Christian beliefs with indigenous beliefs from Brazil, which would explain the odd choice in beverages. The church argued that the tea is a necessary component for their members to have a "direct experience with Jesus". The judges injunction bans the federal government from interfering or penalizing the church for using the tea. The tea is made from the ayahuasca plant and contains small traces of dimethyltryptamine or DMT, which is the chemical that causes the hallucinations.
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Wife Catches Husband Cheating On Google

Man Caught When Wife Uses Google Street View

A woman in London had a feeling that her husband was cheating on her, but couldn't prove it. She also had an idea of who the woman was that her husband might be cheating with. So using Street View, a service introduced by Google which allows people to see addresses in photo form, the woman searched for the address of her husband's mistress. Sure enough, in the photo's on Google Street View, she was able to identify her husband's vehicle, parked right outside the woman's home. The vehicle had very distinct rims on it, which proved that it was indeed her husband's vehicle. Believe it or not, the story has been proven as true!
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Virgin Mary Pretzel For Sale

"Miracle" Pretzel Up for Auction

Well they've done it again! Another "miracle" snack has graced ebay recently. The virgin mary pretzel is back! Although this one differs greatly from the last one sold on ebay, it still bears the remarkable likeness of the virgin mary holding baby jesus. The last time someone listed a virgin mary pretzel on ebay a few years ago, it sold for over $2 million! The auction is currently at only $67 with 8 bidders, but let's see just how high this one goes. I have a feeling it's not even close to finished yet. With this being the third "miracle" on ebay of this type, I'm beginning to think maybe someone has a "virgin mary" machine at home to create miracles on demand. I could be wrong though...
Current Bid: $67.00

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Barstool Driver Arrested

Man on Motorized Barstool Gets DUI

A man in Ohio was recently arrested for drunken driving. The thing is, he wasn't driving a car! Police in Newark, Ohio responded to a call about a crash involving injuries, expecting to find a few
cars involved. When they arrived on the scene, they found a 28 year-old man named Kile Wygle, who had wrecked his "motorized bar stool". The man had constructed the vehicle using a common bar stool, attached to a lawn mower base. He confessed to police that he had 15 beers, so they charged him with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. He's plead not guilty. The man told police that his bar stool lawnmower can reach speeds of up to 38 miles per hour.
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Man Swallows Scissors

Chinese Man Accidentally Eats Scissors

A 27 year-old man in China accidentally swallowed a pair of scissors, but surgeons were able to successfully remove the scissors from the man's throat. The man was using the scissors as toothpicks, scraping food from his teeth after a meal. But when a friend told a joke, the man laughed and somehow managed to swallow the scissors accidentally, which became lodged in his throat, with the tips pointed upwards. The scissors began to cut into the man's throat from the inside, as he entered the hospital sweating, pale, and very nervous, with blood mixed in with his saliva. Surgeons were able to remove the scissors after about 30 minutes.
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